My Entertainer Christmas Wishlist

I will be frank I am not entirely sure I will make the “good” list this
year. It’s touch and go according to my
mum, I think I pushed my luck a little far as usual. I will try and stop pulling on the dog’s tail, I will cut back on
arguing with my big brother and I will give up my nose picking habits (at
weekends). But as it’s quite close to
the big day and you have probably already allocated me a lump of coal I am
entering a competition with The Entertainer instead to be on the safe

if all else fails I might get a chance at the £100 worth of toys prize to
accompany my lump of coal. But do
believe me Santa when I say I am trying… my mum says I am REALLY trying!

When I am not traumatising the pets or my brother I often
look fondly at The
Entertainer website, not that I do not have faith in the skills of your
elf’s Santa not in the slightest. But
you have so many children to get round and I have my beady eyes on a BIG
Christmas, think EPIC…

So I plan on getting my mum to add a small footnote to my
current Christmas wishlist with a few items I failed to add. Having seen the top 20 toys for Christmas on
The Entertainer website I now realise I NEED a few more presents, particularly
if it means I will get more than my brother (obviously so I can share with him
and not torment him about it, new leaf turned and all that – honest!). So without further ado I want, actually I
better re-phrase (or my mum will tell me off!) that I would like very much
PLEASE and THANK YOU the following.

A Furby Boom Wave (£59.99) just to see what the dog makes
of it! I have a feeling she might try
and eat it!

A Hexbug Nano V2 Hurricane set (£34.99) as the set looks like
its gone crazy exciting, I am not sure my current hexbugs are ready for the
adrenaline rush of a freefall through a funnel, but its time they lived a

A Nerf Gun (£26.66) so I can go into battle with my
brother, my mum or anyone who just refuses to do as I ask! Seriously why do they rebuff my cries for more
sweets, so I will take a dart to their body for inconsideration! But only after trying to resolve it amicably
(yes Santa I am still trying!).

I also would like some surprises because it adds to
the thrill of Christmas, so Santa if your elves are not meeting their toy
targets please head to The Entertainer quickly, the star buys will shock you
and open your eyes to the 21st century, why get them to tinker for
hours when you can just place an order in minutes here. Put your feet up, drink a mulled wine, eat
one of Mrs Santa’s gingerbread and use the Santa selector instead, then you
don’t have to admit that you accidentally shredded the odd Christmas letter in

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